WHERE THE STREETS HAVE NO NAME

Local councillors have at last come to decision on what street name to honour the iconic music band The Bowls Club. After a long process of name dropping councillors disagreed on Bowls Club Drive as they decided the band
predominately lacked any drive, also
bowing out to
pressures from state government to name the exclusive location Bowls Club Heights which they thought might send the wrong
message to impressionable youths. The Bowls Club Way was finally decided on due to no one knowing which way The Bowls Club might go or whether the street leads anywhere at all.

BOAT PEOPLE TOLD TO RETURN HOME

The government of Australia have asked all it’s citizens to return to their homeland in a bid to reverse the flow of multiculturalism. In a surprise policy turnaround the Minister for I Know Boats has begun urging any citizen whose near or distant relatives arrived to the Australian mainland by boat to return to their home of origin.
The Minister said people of Bayswater & Belsize Park extraction are welcome to stay though everyone else would have to divide themselves up and return home immediately.

WHAT"S IN A FLAG

King James VI of Scotland ascended to the English throne, thereby becoming James I of England, bla bla bla and then someone with a big voice proclaimed. “All our subjects in this our isle and kingdom of Great Britain and the members thereof, shall bear in their main top the red cross commonly called St. George’s Cross and the white cross commonly called St. Andrew’s Cross joined together according to a form made by our heralds and sent to our Admiral to be published to our said subjects.”. And from there all their subjects were happy with a flag for the new boat and no one was allowed to burn it or wash their BMW’s with it.