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TRADE
TALKS RESUME ON BEACHES
Australian ambassadors
and their overseas counterparts had a day in the great
outdoors recently as they met to discuss their latest
humanitarian scandal.
After buying a kebab from a friendly Turkish man and
an American owned coke, Minister Joe Bloggero from Coomera
had this to say about the recent amount of text messages
that were circulating around the labour trades.
“If tradesman want to meet up at their local sandy,
blonde beach to swim and discuss philosophy and politics,
then that’s OK with me. I find a shady park bench
and a university cigarette can do wonders for showing
people the way to compassion and understanding”,
he said.
Recent outbreaks of peace and free love on the streets
of Australia’s regional centers has prompted some
authorities to ban Lee Kernaghan music and chocolate.
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BOWLS
CLUB PLEDGE ALEGIANCE TO QUEEN
Members of
The Bowls Club have today pledged their allegiance to
Queen and model turned singer Freddie Mercury in an
official ceremony outside a pub.
The Australian born entertainers were unsure why they
should pledge allegiance to an English institution as
they thought Australia had no real connection to the
former invader.
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2006
YEAR OF THE BOWL
2006 is The Australian
Year of the Bowl. People born in the Year of the Bowl
possess the best traits of human nature. They have a
deep sense of inner ear infection, are unfit, and inspire
other people to confidence because they know how to
keep laughing. But Bowls people are somewhat hard on
the eye, terribly smelly, and talk a lot. They care
little for light beer, yet somehow always seem to stay
boring. They can be cold emotionally and sometimes distant
at parties. They can find humour with many things and
are noted for their thick coated tongues. Bowls people
make good eaters. They are compatible with those born
in the Years of the RSL, Community Hall, and Pub.
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The
Bowls
Club
@
THE
REV
Friday
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